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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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I used my break up with my ex as an excuse to get close to this girl. I told her I was ready for a relationship, and that I really liked her. We went on a couple of dates then she put out. Then I realized how much I missed my ex and went to visit her. Things got hot and we ended up doing it. Both girls don't know so I'm still sleeping with both of them. fmp

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Feb 12, 2010 11:14 AM - Sinister - by bebop

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My friend got arrested at a party and she called me because she was afraid to death of calling her parents. I told her I would bail her out only if she made me some favors. She agreed, we're both happy. fmp

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Feb 9, 2010 04:02 PM - Sinister - by jail timee

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I found my ex's stash of naked pics and videos. I told her that if she didn't make it worth my while that I would leak it to her parents and the internet. I had forgotten how good she was at certain things... sometimes too good. Makes me wonder where she learned all that. fmp

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Feb 8, 2010 11:10 AM - Sinister - by yukluk

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I always like to go for the taken ones. It's a challenge for me. I often approach the guys with rings at the bar. I ask them if they have a significant other and where she is at the moment. Then ask them to walk me home because I'm afraid of walking alone. Once near my house I can trip and twist an ankle, or feel dizzy or a bunch of other things I can come up with at the time. They take me inside my house and then I take over, and start ripping their clothes off. fmp

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Feb 5, 2010 07:47 AM - Sinister - by lioness

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Today I received a text from my boyfriend that read "Carrie, we can't be together anymore. Although your vagina is tighter than Jessi's, I love her more than you. Bye." I'm Jessi. My boyfriend and I have been together for 4 years.

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Feb 2, 2010 05:39 PM - Sinister - by Fuck you carrie

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I was going on a second date with this girl. After I took her back home she couldn't find her keys. I offered her to stay at my place for the night, she accepted. We started messing around at my house, she started taking my coat off, and then my pants off, as soon as my pants fell on the ground, her keys fell out of my pocket. She got really mad, called a taxi and left. fmp

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Feb 2, 2010 07:48 AM - Sinister - by lean back

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I had been trying to talk to this guy for weeks. He even came to my apartment and met my roommate.I thought it was all going great and was ready to give him some. Then one night I walked in to my room mate and him doing it. She said she was sorry and that she didn't know I liked him like that and she thought we were only friends. But she's done this before, so I dipped her vibrator in hot sauce. fmp

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Jan 31, 2010 05:37 PM - Sinister - by ella

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Am the boss at this certain store and not too long ago I was joking around with the employees and happened to say "in these bad economic times no one is getting a raise unless they sleep with me." Within a week I got 3 different girls, and 1 guy inquire about the details like how much of a raise, when etc. I told all of them except one it was a joke and that our conversation never existed. Except one of the girls who's drop dead gorgeous. We met that same time in my apartment and did the horizontal dance. fmp

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Jan 29, 2010 11:13 AM - Sinister - by Youngin

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