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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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today i went with my sister and her friends to drink. she asked me to go because she was planing to get drunk and needed someone to drive her back. while there i made sure she got really drunk so she wont remember anything so on our way home i started to ask how far she went with a guy all of a sudden she went down and started to suck me while i was driving. we came back home to everyone sleeping and she asked that she wanted to finish me so i let her next thing u know were having crazy sex in the washroom, the kitchen and living room. she wakes up the next day asking for more everyday fmp

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Apr 4, 2010 04:01 PM - Sinister - by Flatron

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I asked one of my lady friends if she wanted to play with my easter eggs tomorrow. She slapped me and started yelling at me saying she wasn't that kind of girl. I was being serious, I had easter eggs and was going to get my lil cousins to play tomorrow. Needless to say, I made her feel bad and she gave me head. fmp

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Apr 4, 2010 12:22 AM - Sinister - by one-ton

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One of my neighbors asked me to fix her car and in exchange she would give me sex. I don't do that kind of stuff, I don't know how many other men she has been, so I told my friend that if he gave me 50 bucks and fixed this chick's car I would get her to do him. He agreed, she got her car fixed and I got my 50 bucks. fmp

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Mar 24, 2010 09:12 PM - Sinister - by taco bell

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I met a girl who was liked messing around a lot from what I heard. I wanted to get some so I started talking to her. Before we did it she told me that I better last long because she likes to go for hours. I lasted ten minutes then passed out. Woke up really early in the morning and left before she even noticed. fmp

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Mar 24, 2010 07:22 AM - Sinister - by juicebox

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For girlfriend #1's birthday, I stole girlfriend #2's bracelet and gave it to her. #1 loved it and got laid, and #2 was sad she lost it so I comforted her.... with my penis. fmp

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Mar 19, 2010 11:12 PM - Sinister - by Twit190

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I asked this new girl from work if she wanted to get dinner sometime. She agreed and it was all going great. We had really good chemistry and she seemed to like everything I liked. Then I realized she thought I was her boss. I had to take that to my advantage, so didn't act like I was or was not her boss. Then I got in her pants and I told her I couldn't get her a raise because I was fairly new too. fmp

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Mar 16, 2010 06:47 PM - Sinister - by burritoe

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I go to the clubs and bars so often that I know exactly how much alcohol to buy a girl so that she is drunk enough to do me but not drunk enough to pass out. It helps when u know all the bartenders as well. Fmp

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Mar 15, 2010 11:06 AM - Sinister - by Juugo

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My wife had been on a really strict diet for about 2 months and was craving a thick juicy burger for the longest time. One day I came back home from mcdonalds and had an angus burger with me. She immediately tried to take it from me an then asked just for a bite when I wouldn't let her. I made a compromise that if she sucked my pp and did me she would get the burger. She did, and ate the burger while riding me. fmp

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Mar 5, 2010 11:40 AM - Sinister - by burgerman

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