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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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I'm usually the DD for my friends when they go to parties. I often pick them up and try to pick up a couple hot girls as well so I can take them home. I drop off my friends and then try to get in the pants of the drunkest chick. FMP

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Nov 24, 2009 01:08 PM - Sinister - by Driver 1

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I walked in on my room mate one night having sex with his girlfriend. They were both piss drunk so I decided to join. At one point I gave her the angry dolphin (urban dictionary) and she then enjoyed it. In the morning neither of them remember what happened and she commented her ass was soar. FMP

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Nov 20, 2009 06:00 PM - Sinister - by 3some

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I was in the art studio finishing my project. It was 10pm, I was horny and I havent had any in almost 9 months. I started to whack it and when I came, I purposely sprayed it on someone else's canvas.

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Nov 13, 2009 08:11 PM - Sinister - by Rembrandt

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Today my girl ran a marathon and passed out as soon as she got home. I was real horny so I did her while she slept. FMP.

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Oct 29, 2009 08:59 PM - Sinister - by BloodyNips

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I once dated this girl who was really conservative. After a month she still wouldn't give it up. So told her I went to the doctor because I had bad chest pain and that the doctor said I had a heart disease and would only live for a couple more weeks. It worked, then I dumped her. FMP

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Oct 15, 2009 08:12 PM - Sinister - by Death

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I promised this girl I would write an essay for her if she slept with me. She declined at first, but I knew she was lazy and once her due date was close, I got what I wanted. FMP

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Oct 15, 2009 12:30 PM - Sinister - by Stat

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I work at a car repair shop and a cute girl came in one day and wanted to know how much it would cost to change her tires. After I told her the price I knew she wasn't going to get it done, she seemed kind of desperate so I offered to change them for free if she gave me a bj. It worked but I felt bad later on. She cam back next week with a friend, SCORE, she also needed something small done to her car. FMP

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Oct 14, 2009 11:39 AM - Sinister - by Big Joe

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I'm a sex addict. I take advantage of all the drunk women, no matter what they look. I always find someone that puts out. FMP

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Oct 12, 2009 09:35 PM - Sinister - by Jailmate

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