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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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I found out one of my friends who I've known for over half my life has always had a crush on me. I had recently broken up with my friend had always been there for me. I was trying to forget my ex and at the same time get some, so knowing that my friend had a crush on me I made a move on her and told her i liked her. One thing led to the next and we were doing it in her parents basement. I was just trying to use her but I think i'm falling for her. fmp

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Jan 14, 2010 11:12 AM - Sinister - by rene

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I'm a mechanic, and whenever a hot chick comes in I pretend to give them a huge discount on their repairs. I usually bump up the price, and then make a discount appear on the bill. I've gotten a few bj's and some secks from chicks who thought they were getting a deal. fmp

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Jan 11, 2010 11:41 AM - Sinister - by anon

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Whenever I go on vacation to a third world country, I make sure to scope out the places. I find hot girls who are willing to sleep with someone in order to bring them back to the US. I tell them I can marry them for papers, then bang them and leave. fmp

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Jan 7, 2010 10:07 PM - Sinister - by vacation

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I charge a bj for longer lunch breaks and full sex for vacation days. Works great when you're a manager at a restaurant. fmp

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Jan 6, 2010 08:43 AM - Sinister - by york

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I found out one of my friends is a hooker. Her dad is a cop and a good friend of mine. We agreed to have sex together every so often and i won't mention anything to her dad. fmp

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Dec 30, 2009 10:59 PM - Sinister - by deeeez

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I always wanted to do a friend of mine but never could because he was not gay. A few years went by, and not too long ago I found him at a bar and we hit it off. We went back to his apartment and immediately I undressed myself. We did it for hours until he passed out. He still doesn't know who I am, I had a sex change about a year ago. FMP

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Dec 28, 2009 03:59 PM - Sinister - by ssseee

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Whenever my girlfriend drinks a lot I always do her in the ass. She still doesn't know because she never remembers. FMP

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Dec 24, 2009 12:47 PM - Sinister - by you

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I just broke up with my gf about a week ago and I was starting to get really horny. I talked to her and told her I would get back with her if we did it in the ass. She agreed, we did it, then we did it the normal way, then I dumped her again because I don't like her anymore other than to just have sex. FMP

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Dec 22, 2009 07:31 AM - Sinister - by bitches

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