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I spent 4 hours at some boring play with my girlfriend just to have her pass out on me once we got home. Then I started pleasuring myself, she woke up and said "just do me while i sleep." So I did. It was like having sex with a pillow. fmp

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May 21, 2010 11:51 AM - Couples - by horny

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My boyfriend pisses me off. Whenever he does, I hold off sex from him for a week. He still can't figure out why we don't have sex for weeks at a time. Fmp.

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May 20, 2010 12:08 PM - Couples - by Kelis

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My girlfriend was going down on me today...she thought it would be cute to call me penis "The Baby Teapot" because it holds a lot of liquid. My boner died instantly. Fmp.

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May 20, 2010 12:15 AM - Couples - by 120984

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today my girlfriend locked me out of our house and dumped me because she suspected me of cheating on her with her sister. i had been actually planning on proposing my girlfriend during our anniversary trip to hawaii and was enlisting the help of her sister. FMP.

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May 18, 2010 11:14 PM - Couples - by anonYmous

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Today I had sex and afterwards she made me a sandwich. Fmp.

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May 18, 2010 08:57 PM - Couples - by TKJL

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My girlfriend wants to name our baby Edward Cullen.

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May 17, 2010 11:24 PM - Couples - by fuckmylife

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Once I yawned while having sex. I had worked 20 hours that day and 18 hours the day before. My girlfriend accused me of being bored and refrained from having sex for me for 3 months. FMP.

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May 17, 2010 05:08 PM - Couples - by Jorhay Lopez

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My wife spend 30 dollars on 12 cupcakes... what the fuck.

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May 14, 2010 09:04 PM - Couples - by gerry johnson

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