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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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I was on my period and was hooking up with a guy. I was really horny, so I didn't care because I was never going to see him again. I told him I was really wet for him, turned off the lights, and we fucked like crazy. I left before the sun came up. Fmp.

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Sep 9, 2010 03:42 PM - Funny Sex Story - by achosdflWAOOO!!!

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My friend gave me a blow job because I promised her I'd take her to a lady gaga show. I hate lady gaga, but its worth it, she also promised hot sex after the show. fmp

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Sep 8, 2010 08:20 AM - Friends - by kittles and bits

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I couldn't wait anymore, so when I went to china town I specifically just went there to get some. I found a good looking hooker who turned out to be a lady boy. At least he/she told me beforehand, but at that point I didn't care it was cheap and she/he looked good. To quote the great Ashy larry, a mouth's a mouth. fmp

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Sep 7, 2010 08:18 AM - Desperate - by Sexy man

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I was in vegas and like every other male tourist, I wanted to get a hooker for once. Well I ended up getting one, but somehow ended up marrying her too and having a threesome with her sister. Must have been one fun night, I just wished I remembered at least some of it. fmp

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Sep 6, 2010 07:32 AM - Money - by Lord nimble

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Last week I went to a party. My friends thought it would be a great idea to get me drunk. I woke up 700 miles away from my house. Best part the chick I woke up next to was already sucking me off. FMP

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Sep 5, 2010 02:03 PM - Funny Sex Story - by Do I know you?

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I woke up after a party with a sore penis. Not from infection but from lots of sex, next to me was my room mate, naked. I don't remember what happened, but he says we had a threesome with a girl although I could find no signs of a girl being there. I just have to make myself believe it was a girl, but my room mate complaining about a sore ass doesn't help. fmp

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Sep 5, 2010 07:55 AM - Lying - by shitdickface

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You know when you're doing a girl from behind and her mom call so she has to stop? Well that's what happened, and I tried to kept going, but she struggled and accidentally kicked me really hard on the balls... hard enough to make me throw up. fmp

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Sep 4, 2010 07:40 AM - Interrupted - by saddles

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I'm down at the coast for Labor Day weekend with a girl from HS I liked then and still do. The bed situation worked out so that were sleeping in the same bed. Fucking FMP.

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Sep 4, 2010 12:29 AM - Desperate - by Anonymous

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