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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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This girl and I were messing around in my apartment when all if a sudden I hear rain and thunderstorms. She was excited because she liked them and had always wanted to do it while it was thundering. Halfway through out session, the lightning stroke a tree which fell and hit my roof, scaring the crap out of us. Firefighters and police had to come as I was stuck in between the wall and a huge tree branch, naked. Fmp

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Jul 23, 2010 07:48 AM - Interrupted - by Beard

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I went to new York this past weekend to see a friend who I had actualy never met. We talked to each other in the phone and online and I finally got the chance to go see her. This visit was with friendship purposes only, I could tell she liked me and would want to be more than friends, but I had to meet her first and make sure she looked good. Not trying to be superficial, but if she had not looked good I wouldn't have Fucked her brains out the first day we met. Fmp

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Jul 22, 2010 02:03 PM - Friends - by Trops

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Not having sex for a while messes with your mind. I was on a date and wanted to get some so bad the guy and I started doing it while driving. It was all going great till I started having an orgasm and lost control of the car. We ended up in a ditch and had to get the car towed, but it was worth it. Fmp

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Jul 22, 2010 07:54 AM - Desperate - by Carrrrs

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my girlfriend made me coffee right after we had sex. it tasted funny and i asked her what she put in it. she said my cum. she wasnt kidding. fmp.

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Jul 21, 2010 12:35 PM - Funny Sex Story - by cc

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I always bring snacks and food to work to share with my cube mate. We both enjoy eating and both enjoy fucking during lunch time. Today she's having ice cream and semen. Fmp

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Jul 21, 2010 07:41 AM - Friends - by Mooo

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My friend and I were going at it when the door flew open, her sister was pissed that she wasn't invited and told me she dont disappoint. she was not lying. Threesome lasted hours. FMP

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Jul 21, 2010 01:08 AM - Friends - by Family time

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After my parents left for work, my boyfriend came over and we started messing around. For some reason my dad had to come back home, and caught us in the middle of doing it in the living room. My dad was probably thinking of ways to kill he guy, but am not sure if it was that or the fact that I was gay and he didn't know, that made him start crying like a little girl for hours. Fmp

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Jul 20, 2010 07:42 AM - Interrupted - by L33t

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I work at an amusement park and the best way to get laid is to help the girls get in free or help them win prizes. I get my duck sucked at least once a day. Fmp

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Jul 19, 2010 12:00 PM - Strangers - by Warmith

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