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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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It was my gf's birthday and to celebrate we went drinking with her cousin. We got pretty drunk at the bar and when we went home we kept drinking and playing some dirty card games. Out of nowhere her cousin jumped on me and started Kissing me. I was drunk soninstarted undressing then I don't remember anything except waking up naked next to my gf and her cousin. Fmp

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Jul 28, 2010 07:40 PM - Couples - by Tarantula

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my gf was complaining of a stomachache but i thought she was just saying that to get out of sex. so i started getting her horny. midway, i felt something extremely wet on my balls. she had let loose a little diarrhea . fmp.

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Jul 28, 2010 12:21 PM - Funny Sex Story - by td

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I was banging this girl at my apartment and it was all good. Then she orgasmed, got up and said she had things to do. She color dressed and left mr with a raging boner. I was so surprised that I didn't even finish myself. Fmp

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Jul 28, 2010 07:50 AM - Interrupted - by Tyrell

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I met a girl online and we talked a lot about sex and finally I decided to go visit her. I drove 7 hours for a booty call even though all my friends said it was crazy. She didn't look as good as I had hoped but the sex was great, bad thing is it's been a couple of months and she's been calling me everyday. She left a message saying she was pregnant. Fmp

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Jul 27, 2010 01:22 PM - Miscellaneous - by Chila

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Whenever I want free concert tickets and what not, I go to the radio station and flash any of the guys that can give me tickets. Turns out the last time I did that in front of a new guy, he was friends with my dad. He promised me he wouldn't tell him if I gave him a blow job and offered me money as well. It was too good to pass up, specially since I would get paid to do something I like. Fmp

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Jul 27, 2010 08:20 AM - Money - by Trreoiu

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I was in a public restroom and I didnt even notice, but there was a hole in the stall I was in that connected to the stall next to me. I noticed it when out of nowhere a penis just shows up in front of me. I gotta be honest, this penis was pretty massive, and I got jealous. Since i'm sort of bisexual i decided to give it a couple of licks, with my mouth thata had a herpes outbreak at the time. fmp

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Jul 26, 2010 08:31 PM - Sinister - by fuckyall

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At this party I hooked up with this smoking hot asian girl. We hit it off really fast so by the end of the night we ended up her bed. After I fucked her brains out, she passed out. Then I peed on her and left. fmp

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Jul 25, 2010 12:39 PM - Sinister - by rice!

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I was at the bar and this hit girl caught my eye. I started talking to her, she knew what I was up to and told me she had a boyfriend. I told her I didn't care, I just wanted her to come on a ride with me on my Ferrari, then maybe mess around with me on a cruise to the Bahamas. She completely forgot she had a boyfriend that entire weekend. Fmp

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Jul 23, 2010 02:12 PM - Strangers - by Chillen hard

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