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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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My girlfriend wants me to get my penis pierced for her birthday. She wants a piercing on the head. Fmp.

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Aug 2, 2010 10:04 AM - Funny Sex Story - by Dax27

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I spent three days in Mexico on my honeymoon and instead of touring and hacking great sex, I spent the first 2 days looking for my wife because I lost her somehow. The next day 3 days I spent at the US embassy because I lost my passport and couldn't get back in the country. Fmp

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Aug 2, 2010 07:35 AM - Interrupted - by Oyster

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my annoyingass roommate has always been talking about how his fuck buddy is so great and has a nice body. i walked in on my roommate getting a blowjob from his fuck buddy the other day. apparently my roommate forgot to mention that his fuck buddy is 200 pound black male. fmp.

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Aug 1, 2010 12:49 PM - Miscellaneous - by Tip to Tip

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Today I drove to my sister's house since she asked me to water her plants for her. I went into her backyard to find the hose when all of a sudden I hear moaning noises from behind the bushes. It was my sister getting it on with the guy who supplies me with weed. Fmp.

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Aug 1, 2010 12:47 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous

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today my boyfriend was clipping his nails while i was eating ice cream besides him. i started tasting something crunchy in my ice cream and thanked him for putting walnuts in it. he replied that he placed his nail clippings in my ice cream. FMP.

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Aug 1, 2010 12:45 PM - Miscellaneous - by miss walnutty

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I paid a hooker 20 bucks for a blow job and ended up getting ass fucked in jail because she was an undercover cop. Then I realized am bisexual and actually prefer men now. Fmp

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Jul 30, 2010 12:36 PM - Money - by Pushin it

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I just got laid by 4 different girls in 3 days because they like my blog (they think am funny) and they also think am rich. Too bad am not rich, spend my days playing video games and don't even have a job, much less a blog. fmp

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Jul 30, 2010 07:56 AM - Lying - by Yuurip

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The best way for me to get laid is at bars and older women. I'm 20 and usually start conversation with 40+ year old women. The cougars are great in bed and always tend to call back for more with no emotional attachment. It works great both ways. Fmp

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Jul 29, 2010 11:40 AM - Strangers - by 49

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