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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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My friend hooked me up with a girl who was into soccer players. I've never even seen anyone play it but I told her I always played and even took her to an amateur soccer match. When we went back to my place we started messing around, then she all of a sudden gets up and says she's going to miss the game tonight if she stays. fmp

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Mar 16, 2010 01:33 PM - Strangers - by soccer12

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I bought my girlfriend a chocolate shake since she likes to pay me back sexually. Halfway through our fuck session that night, she jumps off the bed and runs for the bathroom. The shake gave her massive diarrhea and she couldn't make it to the bathroom on time. Guess who got a poopy dick?fmp

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Mar 15, 2010 04:39 PM - Funny Sex Story - by Mcpoopin

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I go to the clubs and bars so often that I know exactly how much alcohol to buy a girl so that she is drunk enough to do me but not drunk enough to pass out. It helps when u know all the bartenders as well. Fmp

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Mar 15, 2010 11:06 AM - Sinister - by Juugo

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I needed some strange and after not getting any at the bars I went to a street corner where I knew I could find some. When I got there I realized i didnt have any cash and offered the hooker the only thing I had on me. My watch and a 20 dollar starbucks gift card. She took them. Fmp

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Mar 15, 2010 02:06 AM - Money - by Don't trust the system

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My roommates are all in a frat that has a special jungle juice recipe, Its complicated but comes out to about 6 shot per glass, not knowing this I drank three glasses and woke up with two hot naked girls in my bed the next morning... My roommates are awesome FMP

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Mar 14, 2010 06:48 PM - Funny Sex Story - by Skippy

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I went on a date with this girl a few times and she didn't seem like she would put out, so I met another girl and was dating her at the same time. Hen the first girl actually put out the next time I saw her and the second girl put out the same day. Now am looking for a third girl. Fmp

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Mar 14, 2010 02:28 PM - Lying - by Chopup

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Today I went to visit my girlfriend's mom for the first time. When her mom went to sleep, she snuck into my room and we started getting really frisky. We were both naked and she was just about to ride my dick when her little brother jumps out of the closet and yells "GOTCHA". FMP.

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Mar 14, 2010 11:52 AM - Couples - by heyyobitch

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This girl has been stalking me for a while. i told her if she would stop for a week i chill with her over the weekend... i learned to bring my own water bottle. she druged me, twice. i still have no memory of what happened all i know is there were condoms charged under my card... lets hope she isn't prego. don't fmp

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Mar 13, 2010 12:55 PM - Miscellaneous - by WHAT HAPPENED?!

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