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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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Today my girlfriend sneezed while riding me. A giant booger ball fell out and landed on my mouth. Fmp

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Aug 16, 2010 06:31 AM - Interrupted - by Achooooooiooooo

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I'll put out to any guy who invites me to a fancy dinner and nice champagne. Last saturday I went out with my sister's cousin and he did just that. We went back to his place, and everything seemed to be going great. I told him I would like to reward him for being so nice and taking me out, so I started unzipping his pants. He immediately stopped me, and then told me he was gay. He said he wanted me to hook him up with my brother. fmp

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Aug 14, 2010 06:06 PM - Money - by champagne

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Ok. my buddie broke up with his gf. i wanted to hit that. so i asked her to come get me i wanted to cheer her up. we spent all day together. then at the end of the night she took off my pants and went down on me. best bj ever. she also bit the shit out of my chest. so now when my gf see's me. shes going to get pissed off and not bone me anymore. FMP

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Aug 13, 2010 11:23 PM - Lying - by brewer312

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I was at wallmart and saw this girl checking me out. She was on one of the scooters and looked pretty big, but she said something that caught my attention. She said she liked my avatar tattoo. One thing led to another, and next thing I know pounding this massive blue ass doggy style. Fmp

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Aug 13, 2010 01:21 PM - Desperate - by Drw

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I got some from my girlfriend yesterday because I killed an enormous bug that had kept her locked in the bathroom for 3 hours. She was so relived when i got home, what she doesn't know is that I never even saw the bug. I just pretended to kill it. Fmp

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Aug 13, 2010 08:59 AM - Lying - by Bugawaga

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A couple of weeks ago I was messing around with this girl I had met at a party. We were in my room and she was giving me a bj.it was going great, when all of a sudden she stopped moving. I freaked out and thought I had choked her with my penis. I ran out of my apartment thinking of what I could do because I didn't want to go to jail. I finally decided to return and face the consequences, but the girl was gone. Then all of a sudden I'm sitting on my bed having an orgasm in the girls mouth. That whole other thing had been in my mind, I didn't realize I was that high. Fmp

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Aug 12, 2010 07:51 AM - Funny Sex Story - by Chinchin

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I went to Mexico on vacation and finally got to see a donkey show. I'll never see a donkey the same way again. Mainly because it it me horny, but my girlfriend must never know that I now look at animal porn. Fmp

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Aug 11, 2010 08:53 AM - Lying - by Mito

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Today I was at the zoo with my girlfriend and we decided to get intimate in one the "nocturnal" animal area. It was dark and no one was around, so we locked the doors, to make sure no one would come in. We were going for a quickie, so i pulled my pants down, she bent over, and we started doing it. She didn't want me cuming inside her, so I pulled out so I could do it in a napkin, but accidentally just came all over the place. Apparently there was another way to get in, because some kid was running towards the display in front of us, and slipped on my cum. We ran out as fast as we could. fmp

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Aug 10, 2010 07:43 PM - Couples - by animality

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