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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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It took me about 4 hours to convince my wife to have sex with me. She finally gave in, and we started messing around, and all of a sudden I really really needed to go pee. I went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. When I finally came out, my wife was gone. I think she gave me laxatives in my water. fmp

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Aug 24, 2010 09:28 AM - Couples - by needing it

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I got a massage and a blow job for like 10 bucks.... I love Chile.

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Aug 23, 2010 04:18 PM - Money - by yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee

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I went to the Philippines on vacation with some friends. We were partying it up all the time, and we met the fiiiinneee bitches there. We got back to our place and basically started having an orgy. One of my friends noticed one of them had an adams apple, and we still hit it even though they might have all been male at one point. What mattered is that now they were female. fmp

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Aug 22, 2010 07:58 AM - Desperate - by mindbreaker

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It was a sunday morning and my girlfriend and I were driving around looking for things to do. We were bored so decided to do it, but she didn't want to do it in the car. I remember we were close to my work place, and it was empty so we went there and started doing it on my desk. We were going at it and I had this feeling I was being watched, so I turned around and saw the cleaning guy just standing there, watching, with his hand down his pants..... We quickly got up and left, and now I can't ever see him in the eye again. fmp

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Aug 21, 2010 07:34 AM - Interrupted - by Trey

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my boyfriend went to mexico and got a bitch pregnant. it wasnt me. fmp.

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Aug 20, 2010 12:47 PM - Miscellaneous - by fuck this shit

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Today the girlfriend of one of my flatmates offered to have sex with me, since she was sorry that i was still a virgin, as long as i didn't tell anyone. Last month my other flatmates girlfriend did the same thing. I lost my virginity 5 years ago and have had many secret girlfriends that I just don't tell my flatmates about. I'm normally joking when I say I'm still a virgin but I guess they didn't get it.

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Aug 20, 2010 05:54 AM - Lying - by Virgin

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I was heading home with a girl one night and we immediately went into my bedroom. We started doing dirty things, when I noticed my bed had some white spots on it that were hard. Then I remembered my cousin had stayed over and left in the morning with his girlfriend. My penis went limp funking he had fucked his girl on my bed and had to wash my bed sheets. Fmp

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Aug 18, 2010 09:14 AM - Interrupted - by Preeeeenis

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I'm the biggest slut on campus. I ll sleep with any penis.

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Aug 17, 2010 09:22 AM - Miscellaneous - by Furs

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