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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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My girlfriend and I decided to "take a break" after about 3 days, I was really horny, so I texted her and asked her if she wanted a booty call. I went over to her apartment, then she opened the door, very surprised to see me. She said she was expecting someone else, so I asked her what was going on since she had answered my text. Apparently she thought it was someone else who texted her. fmp

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Aug 28, 2010 03:03 PM - Couples - by white on rice

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I finally had the first foursome of my life. After a party I woke up next to a hot blond with only a bra on, a brunette with only her panties on and my best friend's girlfriend completely naked. I don't remember what happened, and I really hope I didn't do anything with her. fmp

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Aug 27, 2010 11:01 PM - Strangers - by four4more

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Bring it on, Fuck-a-Fresher week!! I'm 26 but the new intake believe I'm a fresher, I'm actually the union bar manager.. Time for the pigtails! :)

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Aug 27, 2010 05:35 PM - Strangers - by Sonia

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im depressed but my boyfriend still expects me to fuck him every night. i got mad one night so i tied him to the bed and waxed his crotch. i win.

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Aug 27, 2010 03:11 PM - Miscellaneous - by eee _

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I love it when college starts. Freshmen girls will sleep with anyone who's not a freshman. My roommates and I have a bet going on that whoever sleeps with the most number of freshmen girls will get free beer. Fmp.

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Aug 26, 2010 10:59 PM - Miscellaneous - by NPA

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At my work there are some hootttt youger girls walking around. There's this one girl who just got out of college, and wears really sexy skirts all the time. I often call her into my office and accidentally drop something or make her drop something so that I can see her bend over. I also got a blow job from her on company time in exchange for me not letting anyone know her drug test came positive, she smokes the pot and my dick. fmp

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Aug 26, 2010 09:24 PM - Sinister - by Ipayu

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Today I came home horny, so I started watching some porn and whacking it. Ten minutes later, my hot girl roommates knock on my door and tell me to stop watching porn. Apparently, I forgot to put some headphones in. Fmp.

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Aug 26, 2010 11:47 AM - Interrupted - by Phell

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i'm a college freshman and have already hooked up with 5 different guys. class started three days ago. GO ME!

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Aug 25, 2010 10:49 PM - Funny Sex Story - by =d

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