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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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I slept with my girlfriend's sister. It was all a secret till we were hanging out and her sister got drunk, pulled my penis out and started sucking on it in my girlfriends car, and since I was drunk too I just enjoyed it. fmp

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Sep 3, 2010 12:40 PM - Sinister - by Heartless

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It was my girlfriends birthday I bought her a cake. Also I cut a hole on the cake box, and stuck my penis inside it. Then I put the box on the table, opened it, cut the slice of the cake where my penis was and told her to lick it. She did. fmp

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Sep 2, 2010 11:48 AM - Couples - by cheers!

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I hooked my buddy up with this young, sexy girl I work with. We were always friends, but nothing had ever happened. They have been dating for months, and she tells me everything. Especially about his small dick, and how he doesn't make her cum. I told her I could make her cum if she wanted to hang out sometime. They are still dating, and I am making her cum twice a week. What my friend doesn't know, won't hurt him. She is the BEST fuck buddy ever!

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Sep 1, 2010 05:13 PM - Friends - by toystory4

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I usually walk to work in the mornings, and for some reason, I was really distracted one morning. All of a sudden I look up, and I have no idea where I am. I kept walking and walking and all of a sudden I saw this girl and asked her where I was, she told me but I still had no idea, so she offered to give me a ride since she was leaving anyway. Turns out we had a lot in common, so I asked her out on a date. The first night out, I found out she likes to get drunk and have sex until she passes out. fmp

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Sep 1, 2010 08:49 AM - Strangers - by likemup

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On spring break, my girlfriend and I got into a fight. I got wasted and slept with about three girls in 2 nights. After two days my gf and I started talking again, and basically I told her I was sorry and that I had spent the whole time crying in my room. We got back together and had makeup sex. fmp

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Aug 31, 2010 07:23 AM - Lying - by Nut noin

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I got a new job and one of the girls was really friendly with me. We got along really well, and had a lot in common, so one night, we hung out and kissed. Then the next week we started messing around in her house and she said she couldn't do anything because she knew I had a girlfriend. I took my phone out, called my girlfriend and told her we were don. Then the girl and I had awesome sex. fmp

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Aug 30, 2010 07:47 AM - Friends - by peep

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I got a new car, me and my girlfriend have already had sex twice in the back seat, when I had my old car she never wanted to do anything but just kiss. I love my new car.

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Aug 29, 2010 11:15 AM - Couples - by Mustangkid69

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I was at a hostel in new york, and was sharing a room with two guys and three girls. One night when everyone was out, I went to bed early and as soon as I did one of the girls returned. I guess she was drunk or something because immediately after she saw me laying on my bed, she got on top of me and started undressing me. I was confused but didn't say anything and was just going with it. She started riding my dick and about 10 minutes later, she orgasmed. Then she got off, and went to shower then sleep. I didn't even come. fmp

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Aug 29, 2010 10:39 AM - Interrupted - by roundndelicious

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