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We've added a new category, 'interrupted' for those of you who get interrupted every time you want to get it on!!


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Just like in inception, I implanted this idea on my friend that it would be a good thing if we had sex. We did it and now we don't talk. I tried telling her that I said it would be a good thing not a good idea.... But she still won't do it with me again. Fmp

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Jul 19, 2010 08:25 AM - Friends - by Incept

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It doesnt take much to get me off nowadays. I was doing a research project on the native american tribes, saw some saggy native american titties and got off. fmp.

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Jul 16, 2010 01:40 PM - Funny Sex Story - by biloxi 5

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I got my girlfriend so mad at me one time, that she left for her parents house for a few days. Finally after a few days I went to apologize, but no one was home except for her mom. I just walked in because the door was open, I caught her naked doing a online cam session. She was so worried I would tell her daughter and husband that she fucked me on cam for her customers to see just so that I would keep quiet. Fmp

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Jul 16, 2010 08:09 AM - Sinister - by Feeeel

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My girlfriend and I were going at it furiously, when all of a sudden she sneezed. The force of the sneeze made me go real deep. I couldnt help it and came. We were only 5 minutes into it. Now she calls me Minute Man. FMP.

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Jul 15, 2010 12:41 PM - Interrupted - by bitch I CAN Go for hours

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The first time I got laid was because I had a bike and this girl thought it was hot. The last time I got laid was also because I had a bike, I was riding it when a driving and texting hit me and laid me on the ground. I was in the hospital for a month. Fmp

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Jul 15, 2010 08:27 AM - Strangers - by Shifter

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My girlfriend took me to a brothel and paid for a hooker for me because I apparently, I have to learn new moves. FMP.

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Jul 14, 2010 03:37 PM - Miscellaneous - by Alex

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I got head from this girl l because I gave her a t-shirt from the radio station I work at and I told her I would give her some free concert tickets. After she gave me head I never heard from her again, probably because I moved to a different city. Fmp

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Jul 14, 2010 08:52 AM - Lying - by Shorty

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my girlfriend has recently started teasing me in a man voice, telling me "who's your papa?". she thinks it's sexy. ive told her to stop, but she insists on doing it. FMP.

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Jul 13, 2010 11:34 AM - Miscellaneous - by whos ur paper

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