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I found my ex's stash of naked pics and videos. I told her that if she didn't make it worth my while that I would leak it to her parents and the internet. I had forgotten how good she was at certain things... sometimes too good. Makes me wonder where she learned all that. fmp

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Feb 8, 2010 11:10 AM - Sinister - by yukluk

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I was having my friend and his girlfriend visit for a weekend a while back ago. They were staying in the living room sofa bed that I have, but something came up and I had to leave. I told them I would be away for a couple of days and to make themselves at home, but I took care of the problem a lot faster and came back home earlier. When I got back there was no one there, so I went to my room to take a nap. I woke up to someone screaming, I rushed out and it was them having sex. He saw me and pulled out but it was too late and he came on my carpet. fmp

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Feb 8, 2010 08:14 AM - Funny Sex Story - by away

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My friend took me to a party at his fraternity. He promised he would hook me up with someone there who was hot. He lied, the girl he was trying to hook me up with was busted. Apparently her friend would not go out with him to the party unless he found someone for her friend. I was stuck with the ugly girl of the party. fmp

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Feb 7, 2010 07:40 PM - Strangers - by venus

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Today I went to my friends house and found the door open. I let myself in and tried to find her but realized she was in the shower. I tried to go in there without her noticing so I could take a peek. She immediately saw me and instead of getting mad asked me to join. We did it in the shower, then in her bedroom, then in her roommates bedroom. fmp

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Feb 7, 2010 05:49 PM - Friends - by lotto

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We were playing poker with my friends at a party and there was this one girl I couldn't get my eyes off of all night. When we took a break, I went up to her and told her that she was beautiful and if she could deal for me because I thought she would bring me luck. She agreed and I didn't do too well on purpose. So I lost all my money and she felt bad, I told her she could make it up to me somehow. I then offered her to take her home, and when we got there, we made out in the car and I got a nice bj. fmp

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Feb 7, 2010 12:16 PM - Money - by two face

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I dressed up as a spartan to surprise my wife since she is such a huge fan. I even painted on some abs and got a sword and everything. She was really excited and we started doing it, it was all going great until she asked me to slap her and tie her up. It was really weird at first but I got into it. We now do it almost every day now and sometimes she looks like a domestic violence victim. fmp

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Feb 7, 2010 01:31 AM - Couples - by 500

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For weeks i have been trying to get my girlfriend to give me a rim job. Ive been guiding her fingers to my butthole as she blows and stokes me off. last night randomly while sucking me off she licked my butthole. It was the best feeling ever. we fucked all night after. FMP

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Feb 6, 2010 07:06 PM - Couples - by anon

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I went to a party last night and I was talking to a bunch of girls. Some girl came up to me and said, "hey don't I know you from last night? we had a lot of fun right?" I had no idea who this chick was, but i said yeah lets have some more fun. She then took me to a room and blew me. Then her friend called her, she told her where she was and joined us. I woke up next to two chicks, and in the morning before I left i realized they were not just room mates, they were sisters. fmp

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Feb 6, 2010 11:07 AM - Strangers - by sepion

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