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This morning I started playing with my boyfriends penis while he was asleep. I started sucking on it hoping he would wake up and we would do it. He suddenly woke up and had an orgasm. He yelled out my best friends name. fmp

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Mar 9, 2010 09:12 PM - Couples - by WTF

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My wife finally agreed on having a threesome after so many years of me trying. She got to pick the girl and her body was fine, but her face was ugly as hell. I told them I wanted to do some role play and have them both wear nothing but bike helmets. fmp

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Mar 9, 2010 03:59 PM - Couples - by superman

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I went to vegas after my wife had left me for another man. I went to a brothel and got the hottest girl there, which cost a pretty penny. We were about to do it, but I couldn't get my wife off my mind. I started tearing up and spent the next hour complaining bout how my life sucked to a hot naked girl. fmp

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Mar 9, 2010 11:23 AM - Money - by screw her

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I was minding my own business when my next door neighbor came by and asked me if I could take her to the airport. I was busy at the time and told her I really couldn't at the moment. She was desperate because she didn't want to miss her flight and had no one else to take her. She offered me money and I felt bad so I decided to put off what I was doing and take her. In the car she realized she had no cash, so she said "this should do right?" pulled out my junk and gave me head on the way there. fmp

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Mar 9, 2010 07:25 AM - Desperate - by coins

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I was at a bar and was getting pretty drunk like usual. I saw this blond and started talking to her. We hit it off and went back to her place. She started giving me a bj, and about half way through I guess I started sobering up because I realized it was a guy. I let him finish then I left. fmp

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Mar 8, 2010 07:27 PM - Strangers - by nooooo

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I was on my way home and I saw a car pulled over on the side of the road. I realized it was a friend's friend who I guess is kind of my friend too. I had not talked to her much before, but I decided to help her out. She had a flat tire and was really thankful because her cellphone had died and had no way of reaching anyone. After I changed to her spare tire for her, she thanked me and gave me her number, saying she would make it up to me over the weekend. Boy did she ever. fmp

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Mar 8, 2010 11:13 AM - Friends - by yata!

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My girlfriend broke up with me about a month ago. After that I went to all sorts of parties just to try to forget about her and one night, I was invited by this really good looking girl to go spend the night at her house. We started messing around and pretty much had her butt naked. I couldn't stop thinking about my ex, so I decided to leave and think about things. I keep regretting not doing anything that night. fmp

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Mar 8, 2010 07:40 AM - Desperate - by running out

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My girlfriend and I were doing 69'ing and I accidentally farted. Now she has pink eye and wont 69 anymore. fmp

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Mar 7, 2010 10:00 PM - Funny Sex Story - by accidents happen

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